The First Joke of Portugese..... in English
Three men, an Italian, a French and a Portuguese went for a job interview in
England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a
sentence in English, with three key words: "GREEN", "PINK", and "YELLOW".
The Italian was the first:
- "I wake up in the morning. I see the YELLOW sun. I see the GREEN grass,
and I think to myself, I hope it will be a PINK day."
The French was the next:
- "I wake up in the morning, I eat a YELLOW banana, a GREEN pepper and in
the evening I watch the PINK panther on TV."
Last one was the Portuguese:
- "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone GREEN... GREEN... GREEN..., I
PINK up the phone and I say YELLOW!"